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What the hell are you doing here?????? Go Study now!!!!!!!!

Day 1 of PMR since 7th of October, a student burnt down one of the examination hall of SMK Johor Jaya. Yeah I know I slowpoke. Seriously I'm kind of happy someone actually did that LOL. A little suggestion to another student planning to burn down any schools during any important examinations, DO NOT DO SO!!! Don't waste fuel on insignificant matters. Burn down the Education Department instead, this will bring a grin to almost every student's heart. I'm evil!!!! But you know you like that, don't you? I know that you know that I know you!!!

Source : http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/10/8/nation/4866469&sec=nation

Do Malaysian couples get married for the sole reason of "Hey, dude, you're 30, get a freaking wife" or because they are in love, and find each other a perfect living partner? Does the phrase commitment in love mean anything nowadays?

Marriage Oath
I, (Bride/Groom), take you (Groom/Bride), to be my (wife/husband), to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

Beautiful isn't it? I wonder if its still eligible? I am simply astounded when I and my friends kind of discussed about our parents, many of their parents don't even sleep in the same room (Not the thing you're thinking now), I personally find it very disturbing as I grew up knowing my parents loved each other, yes, they still do now. They slept in the same bed also. Those parents who slept in different rooms are quite weird, are they exercising abstinence? Or they simply forgot what sparked the blazing light of romance in them? The movie "17 again" comes into my mind, when a couple on a divorcing verge, suddenly had a chance of becoming young again and thus remembering how marrying each other is the best choice they've made.
It was one hell of a movie. I am proud to say my parents loved each other, and I'm simply luckier to have them as my parents. Now the question is they love each other more or love me more? ROTFLMAOL (Roll on the floor laughing my ass out loud)!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

We went out of school to eat, disobeying the principal's direct order, how proud can we get? LOOOOOOLL

Today, after school, me ,Yee Hui, Chaw Sing and Vincent went to Giant supermarket to buy hotwheels car model to bluff an old man who happens to love his grandchildren on the other side of the family a little too much. YES, I created suspense!!!!

After that, we went to eat at Choo Master's restaurant in the supermarket itself. Vincent ordered a drink that is too pretty to be drank. Here's the picture.


In the end, I spent RM10.20 and I hate you Mr. Principal of Chio Min for sucking the living blood out of me.

It is very nice, although it cost RM1.30 for a bowl of cendol + extra pulut, it is still worth while. I wonder who invented cendol?

1. Ignorance is bliss. This is strongly upheld in Malaysia.You know too much, or they think you know too much, you'll be thrown off MACC building for the sole reason of they "think" you know too much.

2. The people really have financial prudence. For example, when speeding or passing the red lights and meeting a police. The police would stop your car by the road side, and we'll just be waiting for the magic word!!! "Macam mana settle?" Bingo!!!! RM50 decrypted in between the hands of the offender and the police and off you go to speed at another traffic light. Paying the summon is too expensive, RM300 over RM50, any sane person would choose the latter of course. RM50 is only 16.67% of RM300. Why not?

3. Politics are real clean. I wonder why these people have such an affection for assholes. Especially when the election is near, you will have people being accused of fucking with other people's ass and you have people swearing that they did get their sacred assholes violated. Why not we play a little game? Like counting how many times the phrase "sodomy trial" appears on the news. I'm down for 30, what about you?

4. Inexplicable paranoia of the leader. When feared of being overwhelmed by the subordinates, you simply relive their glory moments. Yeah, like when your subordinates had their pants down hooking up a hooker and got caught by hidden camera. You simply do this to eradicate your fear of being overpowered, even when your people elected your subordinates and forgave him for what he did, because they saw the potential in him. His wife forgave him, but his superior is taking the issue like a pin on the buttocks, I wonder why?

5. We prioritize learning language a little differently from other people. For Chinese, education for mathematics and science in mandarin during primary, English from form 1 to form 3, Bahasa Malaysia from form 4 to form 5, and then English again for form 6 or other pre-U courses. Wonderful isn't it? It's called "Malaysia's Language Dynamics".

6. Parking lot is an abstract thing. They never really exist, because you can really park your car anywhere! Especially during "peak hours" on Friday. A triple lane road would be reduced down to one for the other two lanes will be use for parking cars. Green light means red light, red light means red light for the traffic lights during these hours. You have to be exceedingly careful not to crush into color blind people who had problems identifying red from green.

7. Freedom of speech as per the constitution of Malaysia. Oh really? You talk too much, you think too much, you make others think too much, then its ISA for you. Internal Security Act to lock you up, or throw you off a building, your call.

8. Other religion besides the one in the constitution is bullshit. Yeah, they don't like it, they'll chop off a cow's head and step on it as an act of war. Selling raw beefs at every corner of the street despite being seriously disrespectful to other religion. Do they even have a stall permit? No?

Quote of the day :" You tak suka, you keluar!!!"

How could you not like your life? Its full of surprises, full of wonders!! Especially when things don't go the way you planned, the way you expect, the way you hypothesize!! The saying goes, yesterday is a mystery, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift!! That is why its called present. I've received my present well today, lots of surprises, its real great you know, real great! Today, Malaysia's Education system made my day again!! They never cease to amaze me. As I've mentioned in my previous post, we've got to stay back till 3pm after school. Today's schedule was for co-curriculum. What would you expect? A game of chess? Basketball, soccer maybe? No! No! No! What we did was a romantic movie watching session in the meeting room. How great is that? Staying school till 3pm and to rocket to tuition in Bukit Mertajam which would cost you at least 30 minutes to find out that you're rushing things just to watch A movie. Is this what's best the ministry of education has to offer? If that's it, I'm am not impressed. Screw you people in that god damned department!! Worst of all? They didn't even play "Transformers", or "Transporters", instead, they played Transsexuals!! No la, just kidding, actually they played "Bridge to Terabithia", which sucked like a god forsaken movie created to celebrate a birth of an ant. Yes, its insignificance. Sorry for being metaphorical. When I'm watching a movie, I prefer entertainment, not obligatory.

My second present was kind of amazing, I saw a lady student crushed her myvi into the drain on her way back from tuition. She wasn't hurt though. Just some tears in her eyes while desperately calling for help through her hand phone. Yes, of course, many people gathered around her car. I guess they're discussing how the car ended up like that instead of figuring a way to retrieve the car. Some of them are aunties, you know what I mean? God bless us for not being her. LOL.

Those aunties, uncles and kepochi's are all over the right side of this image.

My third present was kind of amusing, somehow, in a weird kind of way. I was having dinner when I suddenly coughed, out of the blue, I coughed, guess what? Rice were somehow stuck in the tract between my nose and the breathing channel? I had to sneeze like there's no tomorrow, to find that 3 rice grains came out of my nose. Impressive? I was pretty amazed how 3 of them were stuck so firmly in there! Though I did not know how many is still in my nose. It was an awful day though. Life is just one big adventure, just give your friend a good slap on the back, sit down and say wooooh, I should be thankful to have lived till this day, even though we lived to die. I'm a realist. Life is great, its GOOOD!